Archive for the ‘Others’ Category
Lawyers Spared
This was a forwarded mail. These are not my thoughts …. just forwarded mail content -
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the cemetery
What’s the ...
Financial Management
A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.
How? The other beggar asked.
First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 50/- note yesterday.
I went to Taj ...
Teacher student
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student: shaadi..!!!!!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?…..
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan
Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar ...
Oye Pappaji … sardar jokes .. some old some new
Sardar declares:
…. . . I will never marry in my life &. . .
.. . . I’ll give same advice to my children also. . . .. .
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Collection of good SMS’s
Life is not an i-pod to listen 2 your fav songs. Its like a radio: u must adjust urself to every frequency and enjoy whatever comes in ….
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